~!*bj *!~: ha... mines bigger tho... soo dont get toohappy
Matt: Bullshit
~!*bj *!~: it aint no lie
Matt: yea
Matt: right
~!*bj *!~: i would lie to u
~!*bj *!~: just reamber 2 words.... ELEPHANT DONG
~!*bj *!~:
~!*bj *!~: okay shut up bj... dont start
Matt: Lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Matt: Lol brb I gotta take a piss and let my elephant dick hang out and hit the water in the toilet
~!*bj *!~: sweet... take pictures
~!*bj *!~:
Matt: Lol back and no pic
~!*bj *!~: damn
~!*bj *!~: lol
Matt: It's too cold lol
~!*bj *!~: excusses \
~!*bj *!~: god\
Matt: Lol yea right
~!*bj *!~: lol
~!*bj *!~: sooo was the water cold?
Matt: Fuckin freezin lol
~!*bj *!~: damn that has to suck
Matt: And swallows
~!*bj *!~: yepp me too\
~!*bj *!~: i mean that to
~!*bj *!~: ha
Matt: Oh u swallow too lol
~!*bj *!~: heck yea.. u know it
Matt: How come u never done that wit me
~!*bj *!~: u never come vist
Matt: Damnit then will u
~!*bj *!~: u better
~!*bj *!~: nigger\
Matt: Hey I ain't pickin no cotton or swayin on a tree watch it there gurl
~!*bj *!~: we can stay up all night an talk bout elephant dongs
~!*bj *!~: ha
Matt: Hey I ain't pickin no cotton or swayin on a tree watch it there gurl
Matt: Mine or ur elephant dong?????????
~!*bj *!~: both
Matt: Lol
Matt: Ur crazy
~!*bj *!~: soo how many time does it rape around ur lag??
~!*bj *!~: mines like atleast 7
~!*bj *!~: gotta tuck it in muh shoe sometimez too
Matt: Shit it never stops it goes all the way too my big toe then drags down the road and it hurts like a bitch when I close the car door
~!*bj *!~: BUTTT.... when i gotta boner... it kinda sucks... i gotta wear pants that are like 30 sizes too big..... but i dont need a belt....
~!*bj *!~: it holds muh pantz up for me
Matt: Same here
~!*bj *!~: yea it sucks sometimez
Matt: Yea but I get alot of pussy
~!*bj *!~: me too
Matt: I got ass sometimes too anal sex is pretty good
~!*bj *!~: it is... every once in a while\
~!*bj *!~: i hate tight ones tho
~!*bj *!~: it hurt a lil
~!*bj *!~: and gotta us like a whole 6 gallons a lub
Matt: Yea sometimes I hate havin to buy 60 ky jelly jars for one time
~!*bj *!~: yea i know
~!*bj *!~: it sucks.. and its such a waste of time....
~!*bj *!~: i mean mone
~!*bj *!~: money
~!*bj *!~: ha
Matt: Lol were crazy nigag
Matt: nigga
~!*bj *!~: i know i know
~!*bj *!~: thats y u luv ya budd... ha
~!*bj *!~: in a sexual elephant but humping kinda way
~!*bj *!~: ha
Matt: Lol u damn right so when u goin to stick that 6 lube dick in my ass lol j/p
~!*bj *!~: oo u know..... im taking a plan down there inlike.... a year or soo....
~!*bj *!~: soo u better b ready
Matt: Ight Lol Alwayz ready and willin
~!*bj *!~: sweet
~!*bj *!~: ima bend u over... and stick it in .... dnt let me forgot muh lub
Matt: Oh I like it rough though too So I just might let u forget
~!*bj *!~: o okay
~!*bj *!~: might hurt a lil
~!*bj *!~: its just bout as big as a tellephone poll
Matt: I like it when it hurts me
Matt: Thats fine wit me
~!*bj *!~: sweet.... ima pull ur hair tooo
Matt: I have no hair really lol
~!*bj *!~: well i'll find some
Matt: Lol My ass hairs lol
~!*bj *!~: iigh that works
Matt: Lol were so gross u knoe that right lol
~!*bj *!~: i know i now
~!*bj *!~: know
Matt: But thats kewl
~!*bj *!~: yepp
~!*bj *!~: can i lick ur butt tooo
~!*bj *!~: cant beleve i just said that
~!*bj *!~: ha
Matt: Go for it just don't get a hairball
~!*bj *!~: i'll try not to
Matt: K fine wit me then
~!*bj *!~: kk....
~!*bj *!~: ima beat ya off with muh feet too... maybe.... if muh feet willl fit around it
Matt: Fine wit me
~!*bj *!~: kk
~!*bj *!~: haha god\
~!*bj *!~: im weird\
~!*bj *!~: i luv it
Matt: So am I
~!*bj *!~: i must admit tho... i cheeted
~!*bj *!~: i took some pills... i found... on the side of the road...
~!*bj *!~: thats how i got muh elephant dong
Matt: lol
Matt: Lol U cheater lol mine came naturally damnit
~!*bj *!~: yea....
~!*bj *!~: well yea see\
~!*bj *!~: it was pretty big... like a draffi... b4 i took the pill soo\
~!*bj *!~: its okay




GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID!!