((soo i luv how i ALWAYZ make time to blog haha)) yea soo me Jonny and Kendra went to church this morning.... BAKED!!!.... Jeff was suppose to come but then he got all pissed off at JOnny.... hmm.... well now i gotta go to muh grand-ma's... (wish i would have smoked with Jonny again b4 he left would have been soo much BETTER).... ughh well we are leaving now lata





<33 bj

soo i had the fucking crap scared outta me..... ok... me and Kendra and Jimmy were at Jimmy's house.... and we were waiting for Jeff to get back soo we can get a ride home.... when he got back.. he came in and lalala.. yea... and then we left... when we got in the car... and got to the top of JImmy's road.. Jeff goes...."o yea i dont have brakes" me and Kendra start freeking....((we were indeed baked)) and then we got to sheetz... and JOnnie and Jeff start freeking... and are like omg.. y are thouse copz sitting there... ahh ahhh.. and fuckin they didnt have brakes soo that made it even worse..... soo we all buckled up really fast... and TRYED to act straight HAHA it was kinda hard... soo then we all like tweeked the whole way home.. and keep looking behind us and everything... haha it was funny... then JOnnie was like OMFG wat if they are going to take us down tonite... wat if thats wat there doin.... and the dumb ass i am... was like " can u take us home b4 u let them catch u... im not in the right state of mind to b talkkin to copz right at this point... WAIT WAIT i know i'll act like a lil kid and maybed ..... NOOOOOOO i'll act like a retard..."wat it do police officer" haha... and then we all just laughed the whole way home... hahah

GOOD TIMEZ WITH THE ((cant think of wat the 4 of us are called right now))

home sick

blah.... im board.... and home sick... no one online it sucks.... GAY... and its only like 2.... gay gay gayg

sooo i really really want to blog right now but i cant cause of REASON.... <33

pickin noses

o Kendra and I were making up something and the i was like "SHHHWEAT!!" and Kendra was like did u just say "shhweat" and i goes "yea idk..." and then we found it so funnie and made it be like swoosh+sweet put together so we would pick our nose in a circle and pull it out and be like shhhhweat!! then we found it hilarious and we tried to high5 and we COMPLETELY MISSED lmao it was funny

JOnnie

Jonnie is muh besttest freaking friend.....i <33 him.... and miss him cause i aint seen him in like FOREVER cause of his stupid x..... YAAAAAAAAAAAA..... lol and now im talkkin to him <3..... YAY!!!!



I <33 ya Jonnie

sooo im on the phone with Jonnie right now <33.... and hes watching midget porn haha.... O NO someone just walked in.... and hes gonna get caught watching porn... haha..... god i luv this kid <33

YAY!!!! we might just get to keep our pupppie <33

alright soo dont ask wat this is about.. i was baked one nite... and got board.. soo i though of a conversation between me Kendra and Jeff

and i HAD to blog about it... cause it showz how dumb i am.. and its FUNNNNNY!!!


Jeff- omfg i ate this chees omlet today and the cheese was soo good
BJ- omg i luv cheese
kendra omg you chould see how much cheese she eats
BJ i love it i eat it on everything
Jeff- dont u ever got constipated?
BJ- NO
Jeff- how
BJ- i dont know i just dont
Jeff- well im pretty baffled
BJ- i dont know just ask..... never mind u wont ever be able to get a hold of him


all3 together- HAHAHAHHH

Valentin's.

VALENTIN'S 2/14/07
Valentin's day sucks, its gay
its just another boring day
just another day that makes me want to fall down a hill
and makes me wanna kill
anyone that says HAPPY VALENTIN'S DAY
to me again... i'll just be like hey
DIE FUCKER
yea I'll b our valentine
wat would u like.....
a new shiny bike
or a couple of bloody towlz
or how bout a couple wooden dowlz?
pushed into muh head
for everytime i heard the 3 word's
HAPPY VALENTIN'S DAY



WOULD U LIKE TO B MUH BLOODY VALENTIN?

soo i have noticed when i was younger i had BAD taste... WOW.. lol.. i was lookin at pic.. of muh x boyfriendss from back in the day and DAMN they wernt HOTT.... lol.... iiight well Rhonda wants on soo lata <333

~ME~-awwwz look how cute muh dogg is while hes lettin me hold him :D
~!Richie!~ : yea he is just like u ur cute

~!Richie!:soo wat r u doin hun??
~ME~:nothing chillin... and thinking bout stuff u??
~!Richie!~: oo nothing chillin and thinkin too..... wat r u thinkin bout??
~ME~:nothing just stuff from the past :(
~!Richie!~:do i have ne thing to do with it??
~ME~:i dont know i aint going to start complaining cause then i'll just get all BLAH
~!Richie!~: i know u problly won't beleave me but i do miss u
~ME~:i miss u too somtimez <33



NOW WAT I WANT TO KNOW IS IF HE MEANT IT??? CAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME SMILE :D






tis him.. not the best pic... REALLY REALLY old one.... and he dont loook like such a fag ne more... haha <33 him

soo that song

soo that song that me and Kendra are like INLUV WITH..... well this is how we see our life's turning out....




here is how I see it.......

**8years from now**

Bj and Kendra both marry some massive druggy PILL POPPERS......

Kendra separates from her husband for a while and has an apt. of her own.

Bj smokes pot gets busted...goes home to find her husband high as always and he starts flippin out on her and he's a DICK..so bj calls Kendra whom lives maybe 20mins away and asks if Bj can stay at Kendra's house AGAIN ((this happens quite often))

so bj leaves her house...goes to the bar and waits for me to come get her n while shes waiting she is having a drunken convo about how her life sux with the bartender and then i get there and we talk cuz we are bestfriends like that .....

and then it happens to me where i have to stay at ur house


man our lives are gonna suck lmao

soo last nite Jeff came up with an idea to play...smack a mole with muh feet.... soo he was like.. just poke them out fast and then pull them back in fast... soo i was like ok.. not knowing wat he was doin.. haha.. and then he hit muh foot really really hard... and then Kendra and JOnny joined in an i was like IM NOT goint 3 diff wayz.. haha... soo then i ended up doin it ne wayz and it was funny

soo how many people do u know that has an inside joke with there self?/

i do

hah

one nite me and Kendra were sittin up in her room smoking.... and outta no where i was like... yea soo muh pritcher called to pritch today.... hahaha

and Kendra was like WAT!!???

and i was like... haha nvm i guess thats an inside joke with muh self... hahaha

ok soo we were talkkin bout how Jeff and JOnnie are gay together ((there NOT really))



Jeff: "lissin guyz me and JOn have sex in our heads all the time we just dont it for real cause we dont want to be gay"

LAUGHS

Kendra : soo i think Jeff buyz pot just for us
bj: y
Kendra: cause he just called and was like "i got US some weed its an 8th i think it should last US.....and then i was like... wait whoz us.... and he was like me u and BJ
BJ: haha thats ok im luvin it.... hahah... its like McDonald's...get it haha

aaaNOOKERZ

yea... soo i think the reason i like that song ((sitting at a bar)) is cause thats the way i see muh life going down.... umm hmm just if u get a chaance u GOT to download it and just lissin to the word u'll understand :D

LUVZ THIS SONG <3

Rehab - Sitting At A Bar

Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She through my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and smacked me real hard
And in my drunkin' stooper
I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

You know Moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers til they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

(rap)
I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the Penitentary
See me on T.V.
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've done something about my anger
But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She through a fit so I crashed that piece a shit nova

And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

la..la..la..la...la la la...

yea soo last nite... Jimmy didnt have water...... and we all had to pee outside... it was soo fucking cold.... at one point me and Kendra held it till it hurt.... OUCH.... it hurt really bad... hahah... and then when we finally went out...i couldnt hold muh self up soo i ended up sittin on the step like alwayz.. haha... but i couldnt pee cause it was soo cold.....


this morning.. Kenny and JImmy went to sheetz.. to get some dounuts and when they got back.. they gave one to everyone.. and then they went someone again.. and Kendra got up... and got um... and brought them back and then we got this evil plan to fucking eat them ALLL THEM.. haha...


soo yea we ate ALLL 8 of the dounuts...


then everyone pretty much passed out... and when everyone wook up.. Kenny was asking bout his dounuts and me and KEndra laughed..


hahahaha... good timez... <333

gym classs

yea soo gym class was kinda funn today... lol.. Carrie Martin and me were talkkin and outta no where she goesz... Gym goes soo much faster if u think of everyone naked... hahah... and it was kinda nasty cause we gotta buncha fat people and shit in our gym... and YA eweeeie lol...

sooo Kendra i forgot someone

Rich......

fav saying....

because his eyes dont tear doesnt, mean her heart ;; doesnt cry. & just because she comes off strong doesnt mean theres nothing wrong .



<33 it...

soo yea i got blue hair now


me and Kendra was on the cam the other night... and like EVERYONE asked me if i had blue hair... haha... that happends to me all the time!!

<33

soo me an Kendra walked ALL THE WAY TO RITE-AID IN THE FREZZIN COLD... and got some fake nails..... and then we got to her house... and we put them on together.. just cause thats something we ALWAYZ do together.... and then after we were doin painting them... and everything... i went to lite the bowl... and fucking muh nail caught unfire... hahah


CAUTION- FAKE NAILS ARE FLAMMABLE... haha

Kendra- OMG is that a stem??

me- yea... and grape stem.... HAHAHAHA

yea soooo.....

haha.. mine and Kendra EVIL plan failed.... hahahahahahaha

list for Kendra

Ray
Dustin
Justin
Tony
Travis
Jeff
Josh
Jimmy
Spaz
Dan
Phil
Collin
leroy ((DON'T WANT TO TALK BOUT THIS ONE))
Scotty



i think thats it......

stupid fucking WHORE

yea thats right i called u a WHORE... well maybe u should keep ur legz closed.... god damn... u are fucking 13 years old.... that bullshit.... and hope u get an std and DIE... yea thats right... yea i found out wat u did this weekend..... THATS BULLSHIT.... if fucking hate...u... i wasnt really going to do it ne way.. but just how u said it...."if u are going to fuck my sista u better hurry up and do it cause ima fuck u tonite.... i dont care" yea thats bullshit.... UR A STUPID FUCKIN WHORE.....


STUPID STUPID FUCKING WHORE........

KEEP UR DAMN LEGZ CLOSED

stoner... talk's.. with sober people HAHA

Jeff: " So would you guys ever sleep with me?"
BJ: "no i wouldnt"
Kendra: "i dont know i might and i might not
Jeff: " iight so now i know that u might or might not
Kendra: "yea i might its doubtfull"
Jeff: " im soo conffused on y u wont sleep with me bj"
BJ:" just cause i wouldnt ima virgin
Jeff: "yea right... now i know better then that bj
BJ:"how"
Jeff:" butanywayz y wouldnt u"
BJ: "just cause i wouldnt"
Jeff:" what ever i know u are a lieing"
BJ:" no im not"
Jeff:"reamber that one time"
BJ: **wispers** fuck.... **gigglez** NOOOOOO
Jeff:wat ever
Kendra:"soo does that mean everytime u are alone with a gurl does that mean u try to sleep with her?"
Jeff:"noo"
Kendra: " well u are alone with me and BJ all the time how come u dont try to sleep with us... like have a 3sum...."
BJ: "he said no Kendra"
Jeff: "well because it goes on and off"
Kendra: " does that mean that u sleep with people on and off?"
Jeff: " no... i sleep around for and while... and then i stop... and then i do it again"
BJ: "aint u afraid of gettin std's?"
Jeff: "no... i make sure who i sleep with is clean"
BJ: "wat if they lie"


and then Jeff left to go get Jonny... haha